SCP Foundation

As you can tell, the idea is based around hair in people's food. So basically, the scp is a large creature the size of a german shepard completely covered in fur and hair, with 2 large, black, beady eyes, that really likes watching people (and not animals) eat, and it does so, by watching them from the ceiling, and in order for it not to be caught, it can camouflage itself like an octopus or a chameleon by blending in with the ceiling above it.

Scary looking but harmless thing that likes stalking people… yeah, we've got this one covered already by several articles, such asSCP-513, SCP-1471, and even the somewhat ridiculous taken seriously SCP-2373.

Really, unless you can bring something really interesting to the table besides a physical description, this one is doomed to fail. There's place for horror on the site still, but it needs to be interesting. This, as it is, is not interesting.