SCP Foundation

Just wear gloves, people.

This is my first shot at actually being a productive member of society, so feel free to rip me a new one if it's garbage!

In particular, I'm hoping someone better at medical terminology than I am can help me with the term "upper hemisphere" of the kidney, as I'm sure I should be using "superior" or something instead of "upper", and I'm not even sure kidneys have hemispheres. That said, please critique any and every part of the article that needs it! Thanks!

Overall, it definitely stands out from the rest, quite creative to be honest. The final line gave me a smirk, so you got something going there. Right now, I reckon this is site quality, but you just need to go through a more senior reviewer before publishing to make sure it's 100% perfect.

I'd upvote it if I found it.

Seconding that this might actually be ready for posting; it'd get my upvote.

Edit: Saw that you posted it and took it down. I also thought of SCP-1993 while reading this, but beyond a vaguely similar premise, the two are very different in both tone and actual anomaly, enough that I didn't feel it needed to be mentioned. I'd suggest putting it back up and letting the community decide. If anything, it's 1993 that comes off looking worse by the comparison.