So I had an idea for a J-article-
It's about some ridiculous, deity-like entity, I'm picturing a floating cuttlefish surrounded by glowey light, kinda like something out of Charlie the Unicorn, and whenever the Foundation approaches it, it offers 100% accurate warnings about the future and often offers solutions, which also provide highly immature giggles.
Example- "Unless the President of the United States makes his public appearance in a miniskirt, society will fall." Result- the consiquential outrage/delight from the crowds disturbs the focus of a wannabe assassin.
I probably won't use that one, but that's the general idea.
After each incident report, the reporter reluctantly concedes that the Cuttlefish is almost definitely screwing with them, and could easily help without embarrasing people, but they can't risk not doing as it says.