Ok. Self-deleted this tale to fix some issues, reposted, apparently missed some things, and reself-deleted. I have some issues with tense, apparently. I thought I've fixed everything, but it seems that there's stuff that seems right to me that is actually wrong.
Draft is tab 5 (ignore the skip at the top of my draft page)(removed). 'Origamizilla tale'. Trying to do it all in the present tense. http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/shaggydredlocks-workstuffs