Behold; the resulting thing that came to my mind upon noticing how many crappy philosohy books were available at my local Save-On, which you can all see under the tab that shares the name of this thread. Critique at your leisure; itf it's good, say so, if not, please say that as well. If this is a failure, I shall learn something of it and if it's got something going for it, I can hopefully just craft it into so ething presentable.
I like the concept overall, though it'd be nice to have some more detail in what the fill blown -a's can accomplish. Especially if it's something that further emphasizes the weirdness/uselessness of their abilities.