Still working on coming up with a good first SCP and this one popped into my head this morning.
Basically this is a contagious phenomenon that only passes from victim to victim via any form of electronic communication (phone, e-mail, instant messaging). Symptoms begin with a tendency to speak like they are communicating over whatever medium they caught it from (e-mail victims would start a conversation by stating a subject and ending with a signature; texting victims would use LOL or OMG a lot). The symptoms get worse (they begin speaking in coding, then binary, then clicks/beeps) until they are rendered mute completely since the brain cannot understand how to speak electronic signals.
What I think makes this interesting is the implications if the phenomenon found its way onto something like Facebook or Twitter.
Let me know your thoughts/comments. Thanks!