Hope you like it folks.
I want to extend my thanks to JackIke, AJMansfield, Apoplexic, Mf99k, ThatGuyRiverside, Cimmerian, MrWrong, and any others in IRC chat that I forgot to mention.
This went through quite a number of iterations to get where it is. I've been tearing myself apart internally for weeks because of it, but I don't feel it'll get any better than it is currently. Hopefully it sticks, because then I can get muh author page :)
AJMansfield's incredible audio files have been added to the article. Please direct any and all praise his way, I did not make them.
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