Hi folks. I have an idea for a joke article, looking through the list of joke articles I don't think it's been done yet, but possibly something similar has been done before with a different object - but you guys know best!
The SCP is a play on the classic "where the hell did i put my keys" phenomenon that plagues humanity on a daily basis. The SCP is a key or set of keys on a keyring which are constantly being lost and rediscovered. In fact they have never made it to their intended containment unit yet because people keep losing them. They keep getting refound eventually, often in a place that has already been searched, and often by a different person almost immediately who will usually deride the loser for having lost them in the first place. The SCP is theorised to use localised teleportation, pocket dimension or forgetful influence.
A possible footnote is that its feared that this SCP may be one of thousands loose in the world.
The article would have quite a few quotes from staff bemoaning the keys. "But I swear, they were just in my pocket!". Or whatever.
So has this been done already? Do you like the idea? If so I will give it stab though I think it will be tricky to make the idea obvious and remain amusing. Hmm.
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