… What? They'd greatly improve staff morale, at least.
Morale would improve, but strippers would be too much of a distraction. We don't need our researchers having more exuses to not do their jobs.
I hate strippers.
They… hiss when I come near. They do that… thing with their eyes.
Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night, only to find one next to my bed. Staring.
Are you sure that was a stripper and not a housecat?
It's a fairly common misconception. I mean, how many dead mice can you find before you think "know what? I'll bet these were left by a sad young lady who takes her clothes off for pathetic drunken married men every night so she can afford to raise her two kids?" Some things just make sense, you know? the only real diffence is that the stripper is kitti with an I. meow indeed. I need more two dollar bills. I mean, uh…
No. Dated a stripper once, and have known several others. They are all insane by nature, like opera singers and massage therapists. ALL OF THEM.
They should fit right in, then.