http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/capnthatguy, first tab.
Honestly, I don't even know if the joke is that funny, but I woke up with it in my head yesterday and had to get it out. Any critique is appreciated, especially for places to tighten up the gag, assuming it actually is funny.
Also, I'm considering slipping in a youtube link to the song, but I don't know if the would break the flow and/or ruin the joke.