Hi there. I'm Quasar, aka Schumacher, Schu, or whatever else you want to call me. I answer to everything and anything.
I cycle between bursts of creativity and bouts of logic, and reading this site caused one of the former, hence my current presence.
I'd like to think I'm an introspective, logical and polite 20 year old, which is a nice way of saying I'm a socially defective, emotionally detached and easy to manipulate kid. Either way, I'm a fan of hypocritical and self-deprecating humour, am extremely, awesomely and utterly modest (it's what makes me so awesome), prefer intriguing or funny SCP's over scary or disturbing ones, and don't like the abuse of science, so I won't approve of any SCP that tries to use invalid science to support it's oddities.
I have trouble participating in chat rooms because I like to have the option to think extensively about the wording of everything I put in writing, so you might not see me around there too often. I'll lurk when I can, though.
And the persona of research assistant Schumacer is not me, and any similarities with me are simply a result of some sort of 5/6th dimensional alternate-timeline anomaly. I don't even know what gender Schumacer is yet. In fact, I may simply never specify, and use gender neutral pronouns, or redact any mention of it. Which is one reason I want to make it clear that May/Mace is not me, because I am male. Definitely male. I emphatically deny that I look suspiciously girly.
So… yeah. Hi there.