I made this skip on Google Drive when I was 14, before you were allowed to join the wiki. I had to convert it to sandbox syntax, and do some heavy edits, but I wanted to know what you guys thought about it. I might not ever end up posting it in any form, but I thought it was funny at the time and I still do.
Here's the link: http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/jack-evereds
It's in the "SCP-0000-J" tab.