Beating the Foundation over the head with a single line was (unfortunately) always how I imagined this article. I knew not everyone would like it, but I didn't want to change it from how I first envisioned it 2 years ago. I felt a succinct article was necessary, as one of the more minimal articles of the entire SCP catalogue.
A common theme among all the LCE articles is seemingly impractical methods to accomplish a normal goal. I saw no reason for the salesperson working in 2935 to be all mysterious and cryptic like the previous articles, since the "person" working their day job in it had no reason to talk like that. They're just working an incredibly stupid day job in selling the Earth to "buyers".
Narratively, the article suffers for it. But that's just because not all articles would have a narrative progression in-universe, which is where I think this article stands.