SCP Foundation

One day while I was making my bed, I once again happened to read that tag on a mattress that says "do not remove under penalty of law" or something along those lines.

That's where this idea comes from. It's meant to be a completely absurd explanation for this mundane and entirely insignificant mystery that many of us have thought about but few of us know the answer to. The basic premise boils down to this:

At some point, there was some horrific disaster which happened, and the Foundation somehow determined that the whole thing began when some unfortunate fellow removed the tag from his mattress. Further testing confirmed that whenever someone removes a tag from a mattress, whatever horrible event I decide on occurs.

Their solution? Outlaw the removal of tags from mattresses.

Does this seem like a good idea for a joke SCP?

I don't remember the last time I read the tag on my mattress. Or if I ever read the tag on my mattress.

I feel like we've seen the "Foundation attributes disaster to completely mundane occurrence" approach before fairly often. This one comes to mind for me: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042-j

As such, I'm not too sure about the punchline here.

For some reason, this works better in my mind as a mainlister. I can imagine the same sadistic prankster who came up with 330 coming up with this. Make the effect not manifest on every tag if you go that route, though.

Know it's meant to be a J-type, but with a different kilter this could be quite sinister.
A few questions may elaborate the direction of thinking:

• If it was beyond the scope of the Foundation to implement this on a national scale, who would have had the time and money to create such a national endeavour?
• If a Law of physics was broken - who (or what) would perform the role of the arresting officers?
• What is the punishment by Law they refer too, assuming that it is not simply down to the legal variety?