So, yeh. New snippets thread. Kids, please try not to make posts a mile long, or create entire new entries just to post something silly hatbot said.
Photosynthetic joins hands with cellular_respiration and dances around in a circle
Math sweep kicks the legs.
<cellular_respiration>: wait wait we're going too faaaaast
Photosynthetic goes splat
cellular_respiration is now known as that_amnesiac_fellow
<that_amnesiac_fellow>: Who am I? Where… Who are all of you!?
Math is now known as Calabast
<Dr_Palmer>: …baw wat?
<Calabast>: Uhh, some guy named Math attacked you.
<Calabast>: He ran off that way.
<BlackWing>: With a bucket
that_amnesiac_fellow chases math
Photosynthetic pelts Calabast with chloroplasts
that_amnesiac_fellow is now known as that_tall_fellow
<Calabast>: My..uhh….zygomes! Or something..
<that_tall_fellow>: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
<Calabast>: Aw, dangit.
that_tall_fellow is now known as jason_bourne
<Calabast>: Double dangit.
<jason_bourne>: 1d20 CERTAIN DEATH
<Magic_8-Ball>: jason_bourne, CERTAIN DEATH: 20 [1d20=20]
Photosynthetic can no longer hold in her laughter, and is probably frightening her roommates
<jason_bourne>: …Holy shit!
<Spinoza>: Natural 20? Crap.
Calabast is CALABLASTED!
(12:30:42 PM) TheRaven: I can think of four inches of something else you might want…
(12:30:50 PM) that_tall_fellow: Come to northwestern Virginia!
(12:30:52 PM) Allain: lol
(12:30:54 PM) ***that_tall_fellow shivers
(12:31:02 PM) Gnomee: Yes, a four inch tall stack stack of 100 dollar bills
(12:31:09 PM) Allain: ineed
(12:31:11 PM) Gnomee: *Stack*
(12:31:17 PM) Clef: HE'S TALKING ABOUT PENIS
(12:31:28 PM) Gnomee: But 4 inches isn't enough to satisfy!
(12:31:35 PM) Gnomee: I mean….
(12:31:45 PM) Mackenzie: …
(12:31:52 PM) TheRaven: :D
(12:31:59 PM) Mackenzie: There's penis talk going on and Rights isn't even here.
(12:32:00 PM) Rights [~ten.tww.lsd.4EFC85CE-CRInys|alliztahc#ten.tww.lsd.4EFC85CE-CRInys|alliztahc] entered the room.
(12:32:03 PM) Mackenzie: The infection is… oh god
(12:32:05 PM) Mackenzie: I knew it
(12:32:07 PM) Rights: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
(12:32:10 PM) Rights: AND I SHALL APPEAR
<Clef> I am now picturing the Space Shuttle streaking low over Hanoi
<Clef> while Strelnikov hangs off the Canada-Arm with a Ma Deuce
<Clef> yelling at Charlie in broken english.
Waxx is a space shuttle door gunner now.
I freely admit that I am now completely jealous of Waxx.
Frank_Horrigan slaps Doctor_Light around a bit with a large trout
- Frank_Horrigan slaps Nel around a bit with a large trout
=-= Frank_Horrigan was booted from #site19 by Doctor_Light (with a large trout)
Gnosis> It would be a
<Gnosis> while before those trendy european anarchists tried anything again! Because he'd fucking killed them all. To the extreme. While drinking Pepsi Max through a web-enabled crack bong or some shit. Fuck! It would be a
<TheRaven> Gnosis, the fuck?
<Gnosis> Didn't mean to paste that
<Break> Someone snippet that.
<TheRaven> Oh shit, it's Fish!
<Fishmonger> BUGS AND FUCKING COFFEE GROUNDS
<Tyenkrovy> So… do you typically insult people in a friendly discussion about movies, 21st?
* TheRaven takes cover
<Fishmonger> GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF
<Tyenkrovy> Or is it just something about me?
<Fishmonger> SHITT FUCK GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<The21stCentury> Yes, i often insult people
<The21stCentury> for no reason
|<— Fishmonger has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: Fishmonger)
[11:14] <The21stCentury> Just imagine if i tried to add Christian Humber as an SCP
[11:14] <The21stCentury> Your brain would be actively stabbing you if I did.
[11:15] <Magnus> I've burned people alive for less.
[11:16] <The21stCentury> for less than what? Suggesting SCP-XXX: Christian Humber Blade Vash Dragonfang Kivali the Super Sayin Worlf Horteka Dragon slayer president?
[11:17] <Quikngruvn> Oh, now you've done it….
[11:17] * Quikngruvn ducks and covers.
[11:17] —>| Rights has joined #site19
[11:17] <Rights> Apparently, you can have sex with an alien *dude* in Mass Effect 2
[11:17] <Rights> Naturally, now I want the game
Rights has exquisite timing.
<Quikngruvn> There. Saved for posterior.
<Quikngruvn> Er, posterity.
<Kald> HEY GUYS
<Kald> Let's try to have a snippet-worthy conversation.
<Break> They just happen, Kald.
<Kald> IF WE CAN PERFECT THE FORMULA WE WILL BE IN BUSINESS.
<MrUnimport> Let's not.
<&A_Fat_Ghost> humorous paraphrase:
<Kald> TO MAKE -KADILLIONS-.
<&A_Fat_Ghost> HEY GUYS
<&A_Fat_Ghost> LET'S TRY TO FORCE OUT A HUGE FART WITHOUT SHITTING OUR PANTS
Did you just snippet yourself soliciting a snippet?
Did you know that Cracked's website is always looking for a new wacky, off-beat list of Things?
Snippet snippets? Totally random!
I was only smirking until I read Ghost's bit, at which point I exploded into laughter.