Some additional copyright citation
Ignatz the Immortal Lizard™ was created and designed by Dr. Charles Gears and is a dual-owned registered trademark of Horror Writers Inc.
Grand Karcist Ion™ and Sark-Bite™ were originally designed by The Metaphysician Agency, itself a subsidiary of Gnosticism Corporation. Grand Karcist Ion™ and Sark-Bite™ are dual-owned registered trademarks of Gnosticism Corporation.
The photograph at the top of the article was taken by Ansel Adams™ and is copyright The Walt Disney Company. It was licensed under a Creative Commons License™ which is a registered trademark of Creative Commons®, a brand name owned by the Chaos Insurgency.
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Special thanks to TL333s, tretter, and Ninevolt for laughing at this garbage sugary, healthy cereal.