SCP Foundation

So, if you were to work in the Foundation, what job would you want to have? Answers can range from D-Class to O5.
I'll start by saying that I would probably be a researcher/lab assistant involved with processing Anomalous Items because it seems way less dangerous/horrifying than most of the other jobs, and it seems like it would be interesting working with all the Anomalous Items.

I am qualified for at most various Level 0 jobs in front operations, and also for custodial jobs, low level physical security, and laboratory assistant.

Guard.
I just feel like that'd suit me best. Standing around, only doing anything or participating when something actually important happens.

Engineer for airplane based anomalies, mostly. And if those don't exist, I'd probably be a level 0 custodian.

Disinformation Bureau.

I would probably be a lab assistant for some guy working on low-danger anomalies. I have practically no qualifications for any likely job the Foundation has, and that's the best I could do without being D-Class. I could be a writer for the Foundation, assuming that I could write stuff for use in anomalous narrative shenanigans that benefit the Foundation.

Scruffy, the Janitor.

I'd be IT support. Even world-encompassing paramilitary organizations need IT people. I can guarantee some poor sap will have trouble printing from Word.

Guard, likely unarmed unless they provide on-site training for an armed security detail.

Or a researcher working with archaeological-based SCPs.

Is this the job you would be qualified for, or the job you would want? If it's the former, probably a containment engineer. Not exactly what I do now, but most of the skills would be transferable.
If it's the job I want, probably something where I can sit around and read about anomalies all day. Archival duties, or an editor with an internal Foundation scientific journal. Probably a pay scale or three down, but much more enjoyable.