Yay! Another contest entry!
I would like to thank minmin, WJS, Sirens, DrBleep, ARD, Silber, TyGently, Cyantreuse, and anyone else I am forgetting who helped me out with this entry. You guys rock.
This wasn't originally going to be what I was writing, but I was stuck and had this fresh idea that I think is better than what I was going for. Hope you guys enjoy it!
inb4 downvoted for memes
e: Also thanks a lot to Deci for fixing my SCP-3000 numbering >.>
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!