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and happy april fools from UIUseless and the Loach Squad
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I unironically love the idea of the UIU using telepathic fish to answer their phones.
Have reached UIU Field Office 23, how you want directing your call?
Uh whats the April fools joke here? I don't think I'm getting it, becasue I think this is a very nice UIU format.
It's not so much a prank as it is that I wanted to write something silly. It's just for fun, to make people smile.
Honestly, I was actually expecting it to be downvoted into oblivion. If it passes ten I might have to keep it up after today.
Ah, the UIU, floundering around and carping.
I wonder if this is the work of a Grouper of Interest?
I think ordinarily the premise of a group of telepathic loaches would be rather thin, but in the case I think you turned did it justice. The UIU and their down-to-Earth worldview were, in my eyes, the best choice for taking on such a minute, charming parathreat. The way you work their handle of rudimentary English is just right; I didn't feel the need to suspend my disbelief too strenuously, nor did it end up a missed opportunity and depressingly deadpan.
Laughed my ass off at:
Crimes: Not applicable, as animals cannot be charged with crimes. However, if applicable, the charges of chronic disruption of the peace and disorderly conduct would be applied.
Basically inferring that animals should be prosecuted for human crimes.
This shows just why UIU is Useless. I don't even wanna know how the fish answer the phones.
I don't even wanna know how the fish answer the phones.
With care and waterproofing.
Edit: I'm gonna be honest here. I was not the first one to do the crimes thing. Radioactive Soviet Dog did it first, and it's just as hilarious there too.