Date: 01 Apr 2017 18:31
Number of posts: 6
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This site is in desperate need of an "ironic upvote" button, so that everyone can feel cool and it doesn't stop stuff like this getting deleted.
As if on instinct, Herman tore the meter-thick leather membrane from its own abdomen, releasing its 7,000 prehensile, spaghetti-like breasts. The venomous blue nipples on the end of each pale tendril wheezed from their throat analogs, reminding Sherman of a poorly-tuned woodwind section.
I don't know what the actual hell is happening in this and I don't even care because it started with 682 at a McDonald's.
ALSO I PAID INITHELLO 20 DOLLARS FOR TWO HOURS OF WORK TO WRITE THAT THEME FOR MY AUTHOR PAGE AND MY PORN TALES AND NOW THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE USING IT FOR THEIR PORN TALES FOR FREE AND I AM CURSING THE UNIVERSE