I don't have a picture yet for it, but a suitable one shouldn't be hard to get.
This is a really cool idea; I especially like that it got "bored". Potentially add warnings against using it in relation to infohazardous materials and/or crosstesting with some of the various anti-memes on the site?
Some grammar corrections and style comments:
- In the beginning of the Description section, you use "although" a number of times where it isn't really necessary; try just removing it, I think it'll flow better.
- Fully redacting dates seems a little silly; at least let us know the century?
Yeah, that sounds a lot more clinical and technical. Nice work; I would love to see this on the main site, maybe with a picture and one or two cross tests if you feel like it.
Updated article with a picture, and also moved the notification about the reclassification to Euclid further down in the article. Feedback appreciated!