SCP Foundation

http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/rknonchalance (Second tab)

Was kinda funny when I thought about it at first after being temporarily obsessed with infohazards such as the toaster, fish, library and I guess I can count the bees story as well? So I wrote a draft about an irritating table, but now the funny feeling I'm trying to evoke on this piece doesn't feel as fresh for some reason (assuming it exists at all). Is this really a literally irritatingly annoying idea more than a proper construct of an infohazard, or is it possible for this to be improved upon, like try to factor in a possibility to make it less repetitive despite requiring the word "irritate" per sentence?

I understand the infohazardous effect, but I don't get why people are compelled to talk about the table.