The third one's a bit lengthy at this point, so… yeah, here's a new one. Get at it- and try to keep things relatively short unless the situation requires otherwise.
Here are the first three threads for reference:
Umm, please delete this post. I'm assuming it shouldn't be so far up. My bad.
Testing something. Don't mind me…
<Nusquam>: Herp, yeah. Polymer is a chain, monomer is the links.
<Spookk>: and a mermaid cleans the chains.
<latingeek>: Monomers have no reason to exist
<latingeek>: apart from being part of something bigger
<Spookk>: like people!
<latingeek>: That's really poetic and deep and sad
<Spookk>: woah that's some next level shit.
<latingeek>: woah man
Darn it, people —MrUnimport
Okay, edited down —Sylocat
<oriKae>: one man… one set of genitals… one thousand SCPs…
<oriKae>: this summer
<oriKae>: brad pit is
<oriKae>: a jerry bruckheimer production
Something tells me we're going to be quoting from this one for a while…
This might be the new "fuck trees, I climb clouds motherfucker". Heh, now that I think about it, that might have been before your time. Look it up in the first(?) snippets thread.
so that means… "Fuck trees, I fuck SCPs motherfucker"? Seems redundant when you're humping that dryad SCP we had…
Oh my God the longest post.
Okay, I edited it down some more.
Ha ha ha ha haaaaa. That was some good trolling.
<Roadrunner>: Hey, Hatbot! Is Hezzy an asshole?
<Armstrong>: But Hatbot, It's Monday!
<hatbot>: probably monday
<Roadrunner>: No, Xaties. It's a running joke.
<hatbot>: i think he's asshole after the oify
<Roadrunner>: WOAH HOLY SHIT
<DrXaties>: oh, ok… either way, it's news to me
<Roadrunner>: HOW DID HE KNOW THAT
<Armstrong>: Hatbot, how clean spilling oil?
<hatbot>: current oil spill
<Armstrong>: How clean current oil spill, hatbot?
<hatbot>: well spill it faggot
<that_tall_fellow>: …Called /you/ out.
<DrXaties>: armstrong, you just got told
<Armstrong>: Fucking robots.
THIS THREAD IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT
as much as i dislike to agree with Unimport, he has a point. In the future, if your funny chat bit has more then 20 or so lines, go back and clean it up, or shorten it to just the actual funny bit. Also, we know hatbot is funny, we honestly don't need to be reminded of this except for really spectacular moments of WTF?. Thank you.
I'd call hatbot calling somebody a faggot pretty damn 'WTF'-ish.
I'd call it Tuesday. Are you new to Hatbot.
((Had to trim this down quite a bit to get it anywhere near the 20-line limit))
[01:42] <Armstrong> Given enough TLC they you could have the quite the lady from 811.
[01:43] <Pig_catapult> … I admit, she could, theoretically, "clean up nicely".
[01:44] <Armstrong> She could, maybe even to marriageable levels with a few days work.
[01:45] <Jonsta> whats marriage got to do with it :/
[01:45] <Pig_catapult> But that doesn't change the fact that she's got rough, green skin, sweats a substance that will probably give you a rash, and her hands and feet secrete a substance that causes gangrene
[01:45] <Armstrong> As in, I could grow old with her, buy her jewelry. That stuff.
[01:45] <Armstrong> Well yeah sex is right out.
[01:45] <Pig_catapult> Also, you know, perpetual bad breath
[01:46] <Armstrong> Altoids. Lots of em.
[01:46] <Jonsta> Listerine. it's dynamite against swamp breath
[01:46] <Pig_catapult> The fact that she could decide to eat you at any given time
[01:46] <Jonsta> no problem with that ;)
[01:46] <Jonsta> or do you mean eat as in consume
[01:48] <Armstrong> Well right, she could eat me. But I think with some proper schooling and perhaps a montage of some sort she could become a real Lady.
[01:48] <Pig_catapult> I mean eat as in cover you in that slime that causes gangrene, wait until you've reached the consistency of pudding, and absorb you through her skin
[01:48] <Jonsta> that sounds more kinky than i'm prepared for
[01:50] <Pig_catapult> She also might or might not suffocate you first by vomiting a grainy, festering tar-like substance onto your face so that it blocks your mouth and nose
[01:50] <Jonsta> 2girls1swamp?
[01:51] <Pig_catapult> Who do you propose the second girl be?
[01:51] <Jonsta> babayaga
[01:52] <Pig_catapult> … Baba Yaga?
[01:52] <Jonsta> awwwww yeah. can you imagine the gums on that old bitty
[01:53] <Pig_catapult> I suppose maybe if you threw a child in there, so they could bond over lunch
[01:56] <Pig_catapult> If you want me to write SCP-811/Baba Yaga porn with a side-order of child vore, you're barking up the wrong tree
[01:56] <Jonsta> dont need you to, it's all up here. *points to head*
[01:56] <Pig_catapult> D=
[01:56] <Jonsta> =D
Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.
Oh god. You're all bad people making me feel bad.
<Tuomey>: WE ARE ARGUING POLITICS ON THE INTERNET
<paulS>: never gonna happen, Jonsta
<Tuomey>: AUGH WE WILL ALL EXPLODE
<Kald>: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT
<paulS>: as much as I wish it could be done, it can't be readily taxed
Kald swings in on a rope, dagger 'twixt his teeth.
<Tuomey>: Yay Kald!
Kald kicks Jonsta and paulS out of a window.
<Kald>: Now on to random gabble and dickery!
<MisterBibs>: IBM was going to be featured in the movie a lot more, until IBM decided "maybe showing our tech as violently unstable would be sub-optimal."
<MisterBibs>: there's still bits and pieces in the firm, but mostly its artifacts
<A_Fat_Ghost>: clearly the solution is to buy a macintosh
<Imants>: that is never the solution
*** Imants was kicked by A_Fat_Ghost (CLEARLY THE SOLUTION IS TO BUY A MACINTOSH)
When you have reached the end of the road and life boils down to a choice between buying a Macintosh or sticking a gun in your mouth it is important to write a clear suicide note explaining the situation. Your loved ones will understand.
From what I've seen, the problem most people have with Macs is compatibility issues. While they're really trying to make PC/Mac intercompatibility easier (the latest example being Valve porting the Source Engine to Mac), many programs and games will never be able to work on a non-PC system.
Edit: Thank you, Wikipedia! Apparently, the ActiveX exclusivity is just Microsoft being a code hog again. Firefox has an IE Tab plugin, but if Internet Explorer stops working on a system, so does IE Tab. (speaking from experience here!)
for fuck's sake
<seisatsu>: You just like seeing dicks spinning near my face. :<
<A_Fat_Ghost>: the best part is when one of them spins up at just the right angle as to appear to cause you to reel from a dongslap
on turning 18
15:26 teaflower Thanks.
15:26 Rongeur Its just… I keep
saying all this.
15:26 Clef now you
can vote and die for your country but not buy a beer after you do it.
15:27 Paradox Clef, no one can buy a beer
after they die for their country
15:27 Paradox :[
15:27 TheRaven Drinking age up
here is 19,
15:27 Clef dox, very true
15:27 Clef and very sad
<~Bright> Well… fuck.
This is Bright being blown away by Yoric's totally fucking awesomeness.
He dropped a desk on an SCP!
Admin, SCP Wiki
I did once and everyone got mad and worried instead of impressed.
Stupid Eye Pods. >:(