And the faithful are like, "Lord, if my hands hadn't been chewed off by giant locusts, I would slap you so hard.
If I appear to ramble, pardon me,
I've spent two days bedridden with a cold.
I should have seen this forum long ago
but it was at the bottom of the screen.
At least I found it just a few days in,
instead of letting months and months go by.
So here I am, albeit somewhat late,
to yak about myself, for all to see.
Overclock's Law: No matter how esoteric the topic of any panel discussion, someone in the audience will have done their PhD dissertation on it.
I'm from Wisconsin, should you want to know.
I'm 24, in college, studying
in Visual Communications, now.
An actor on the side, if you can't tell,
and hope to be a writer sometime, too.
I am a nerd, and proud of it as well.
My interests lie somewhat outside the norm,
the driving factor which has led me here.
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through the window of an office building.
I like to think I have good taste, but hey,
I'm hardly credible in that regard.
My favorite SCP is this one here,
Though I confess I like this one as well.
Preferring subtle ones to kill-us-all's,
though I confess that's JMNHO.
I have a few ideas of my own,
some good, some not so good, and I can't tell,
so feedback will be needed, just in case.
The internet is fueled by the noxious gasses given off by the decaying corpses of childhoods.
So that is all I have to say right now,
and though this may be quite naïve to claim,
I do look forward, as the cliché goes,
to working with you all. So, here I am.
Ezekiel 23:20 - "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."