Please note that I've had this character in the works for ages, and that the ultimate cause of Epiphany's condition is not a desire to have her be "special", but rather that I'm a horrible, horrible person to my characters and want to see them suffer.
(Also, for the record, Burns insisted that I include the dufflebag strap. It's a bit of an inside joke.)
Piffy is an SCP Foundation Moderator, Lv. 9001 Squishy Wizard, and Knight of the Red Pen.