"Anyway, now you see what I mean when I say a giant turtle ain't no big deal, even if it is spittin' fire at us."
Upvoted if only for this line. I just love those closers to the Lombardi tales, and this is my favorite one so far.
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How is this +50-something and only has two comments? This tale is brilliant lol
E: I will say that the language structure is a bit weird for my tastes, though. Feels like you're talking to a guy that got a shovel to the face about an hour before the interview.
Good tone and writing, but I don't think it does enough with the concept of the piece to have an impact. No vote.
Upvoted because I enjoy the (imho) in-universe feel. Bixbies? I can like that. Also like the insight into how it might be dealing with reality benders- er, bixbies. Not always that easy to take down, not always that hard to talk out of just leaving the word. 50/50 chance or more if they are older.
Hmmm, I need to start saving articles I really like…