I felt like doing this for some strange obscure reason. I hope you enjoy.
Oh, and if you guys have a better version, or one of a different song, put it up!
This is the Foundation…
I'm making a note here: Oh my god…
It's hard to overstate my stupefaction!
We do what we must
because we should.
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every Class-D.
You just keep on trying till you run out of tea.
When the agents are done,
And you blow up a sun,
You remember all those who are still alive…
Oh god it's 682…
Who let him out of the containment room…
Someone please sound all of the alarms
And run away!
He tore me to pieces.
And ate every piece with a grim smile.
But then I awoke and found myself still sitting in my own lab.
Now I decided to go and grab a cup of Joe.
But when I took a sip
I think I saw an eyeball.
This place is truly f*cked up,
when a little coffee pot
will give you some liquid people…
I'll go 'head and leave you.
I need that report on One-sixty-two…
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe the Clef will:
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, if you don't succeed,
I'll make you go to 173.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And all the SCPs who are still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)