Upvoted for all the great little details: "that flying Bambi son-of-a-bitch", "colder than a snowman’s rump", "investigate claims of a living breakfast somewhere in the States". Nice.
EDIT: Also, added rating module.
EDIT: Goddammit, missed that Ghost had previously removed the rating module from this. Herp derp. Cutting it back out until Ghost comes along and gives actual permission to add that, if he ever feels the need. (That goes for 424 and 269, too.)
EDIT: Almost a year later, added a rating module back in. Check here for explanation.