Okay, so this is going to be unusually brief for me, but the article itself is short -
I don't get it.
What's the joke? How is it still alive? Why is the Foundation holding it captive? Is it something to do with geometry being treated like it was at the time, like some sort of witchcraft? Joke scips are more than just 'random ideas written down to a template' - they still have to follow the 'rules' of articles, such as an understanding of why they're contained, and how they're still alive, if that applies to them.
But most of all, the biggest problem - I don't see the joke. Maybe it's because I don't remember geometry and it has something to do with it. Maybe. But, even if I got the joke, there's still too many 'whys' for this to make sense.