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Here is Junior, the reality-bending cat!

I am well-aware this is an awful concept for an SCP, and everyone would tell me "For the love of God, don't write that!" if I had asked. This is pretty much the idea of the challenge…combining two Cliche List items at random is not going to get you a good concept.

His story: He has some interesting powers, but they're limited, because he's no smarter than an average cat, and just wants normal cat things. Out of character, I didn't want this to turn out as "SCP-239, only it's a cat."

This is probably going to go over as well as you would expect a reality bending cat to go.

Hahaha! Oh, wow. Upvoted, if for no other reason that it made me grin. The writing could be cleaned up a little and smoothed over, but I've read worse. Well done on a hard challenge. I don't expect to to last, but… Still. Nice.

I have to upvote this one. A well written SCP of a horrible concept.

I sort of like this one. Sure, the concept is rather mediocre, but it's well written and a fairly realistic nice approach to what a reality-warping cat would really be like.

Upvote, for I agree with TroyL, Bright and Anaxagoras.

I love this. It is amazing. Yes, yes, it is a completely awful concept, but this is well done and also funny.

It does need cleanup, though. A couple points that stand out to me:

(d) Three Center staff were missing and presumed [REDACTED].

There was no need to redact this. It's clumsy. Fix.

[Use of SCP-795 to terminate recalcitrant D-Class personnel approved. – O5-4]

This rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure if that's just my knee-jerk response to Humorous Addenda or not. But it seems a little too silly.

Horrible concept, great SCP, My congratulations my good sir.

Reading this I thought it seemed familiar… then I realised that's because it's exactly the same as SCP-798 but it's a cat and can change form.
So it's a downvote from me.

This seems like a perfectly normal cat, to be honest.