Here is Junior, the reality-bending cat!
I am well-aware this is an awful concept for an SCP, and everyone would tell me "For the love of God, don't write that!" if I had asked. This is pretty much the idea of the challenge…combining two Cliche List items at random is not going to get you a good concept.
His story: He has some interesting powers, but they're limited, because he's no smarter than an average cat, and just wants normal cat things. Out of character, I didn't want this to turn out as "SCP-239, only it's a cat."
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