… and none of them seem to fit. I'm sarsbar. I like parasites, tales of cannibalism, and long walks on the beach.
I'm new, obviously, and I joined so I can rate things and maybe, with luck, write up a new SCP. Someday. My favorite SCP is scp-106. It's also the first one that I read—it was love at first sight, and by "love" I mean "being inordinately afraid of dark spaces in a way that is not age-appropriate."
I'm a shy, elusive creature, but I'm not afraid to make some encouraging (or devastating?) comments once in a while. I'll hang out in IRC for a while and see what goes on in there, though. It looks busy.