Hello all. Thanks for accepting my application.
I usually go by eskimofreestate on Internet forums, but I thought it might be better to use a username that actually sounded like someone's name for once. Found out about SCP from Something Awful a year ago or so; I'm glad to finally take a shot at making a contribution. (I submitted one a couple of weeks ago that got shot down in what would have been record speed, if half the other people around weren't getting shot down about as quickly.) Ah, well.
Hope to be of some use here.