Now, I didn't mean to post two threads in a row. That last one however, I cannot delete.
The jist of this one? It is a pen that causes everything you write to be grand in vocabulary, and enlightening to all that read it.
The problem? It attaches itself to it's user. All pens used suddenly have the same effect.
Then the change? It starts writing awful things. Not just cusses, suicidal notes, extortion messages, etc. etc. etc.
Not much detail because I want general feedback before wasting my time.