Class - Safe
Special containment procedures:
SCP-Adam is to be contained by allowing him internet access to the SCP foundation wiki; this appears to be sufficient to distract him from getting much of anything else done. SCP-Adam-01 is to be kept on SCP-Adam's person at all times in order to avoid hostility and aggression.
SCP-Adam is a 6'2" caucasion male with too much facial hair. SCP-Adam (hereafter to be referred to as 'Adam') is often found lurking on the SCP foundation website when not working on papers, reading for classes, playing role-playing-games with friends (favorites seem to include D+D 3.5 and Anima:Beyond Fantasy), or attending classes. Adam's attempts to integrate various SCPs into his role playing games with friends have thus far failed, but continued observation regarding this matter has been suggested. Adam is a graduate student of Philosophy at Fordham university studying metaphysics, specifically the Metaphysics of A.N. Whitehead. Adam has shown considerable interest in the SCP foundation website upon his discovery of it around 6/2011, and has been gradually working towards developing several SCP ideas of his own. Adam has been informed of the list of cliched/overdone SCP ideas and when confronted on this topic, assures agents that he will avoid over-doing ideas or using cliches (though this entry isn't helping his case much). Adam displays graduate level comprehension of several areas of philosophic study, but appears to be deficient in regards to others. Adam also displays mediocre comprehension/expertise of topics such as history, physics, cryptography, graphic design, and [Redacted]. Adam has expressed increasing desire to write SCP entries recently, and has expressed that he is doing this in order to improve and practice his creativity. Adam is always found to have a pipe (hereafter referred to as SCP-Adam-01) in possession. When Adam smokes this 'pipe', all females (and some men) within a 8 km (~5 miles) radius immediately experience a strong compulsion to find and [Redacted] Adam, though this compulsion appears to be wholly unconscious and those experiencing it appear to have no awareness of it. Luckily, upon reaching a sufficiently close range to Adam, this compulsion appears to completely dissipate, and affected individuals return to whatever they had previously been doing while retaining no memory of the event. It is surmised that the smoke from SCP-Adam-01 contains a mild amnesiac, though those attempting to test this completely forget what they were doing in the first place. Tests involving remote robotic analysis are pending approval.
Addendum - Adam-a:
Adam has expressed the concern that he may not have very much time to "hang out" on the SCP foundation forums or chat rooms, but stated that he will do his best to do so. Research relating to just how much time Adam spends lurking on the SCP Foundation website instead of doing his bloody work is to be approved by no less than three (3) O5 level personnel, due to the danger of Adam becoming incredibly nervous and logging off to write about some obtuse philosophical side-project or, you know, god forbid, writing his damned term papers.