First SCP after random notes. It is a eldritch being that really only wants tea nad someone to talk to. I just threw it together and it likely sucks at the moment; I am very tired and pissed about the Super Bowl, so I am not at peak writing ability.
Hmm… I actually like this idea somewhat. Some entity that causes all these bad things to happen to people just through its own nature, but it itself acts very much the refined gentleman. I like the idea, but I'm not sure as to how to proceed. Staying away from Lovecraft influences would be a good move, I think. Eldritch =/= tentacle face.
By the time of the write up, the SCP has mostly reigned itself in destruction wise. Containment is light as the SCP has never attempted to escape and shows no desire to, so there is not enough information to comprehensively secure it.
Oh dammit, I read that it prefers Earl Gray, and now I can only imagine Picard got transformed into an interdimensional whatsit.
That said, I also actually rather like the core idea, even if it's rather brief. I also like the fact that it's tentacular without explicitly being "tentacle face", and I'd like to note that Lovecraft was certainly not the first to pull the old "being beyond our perceptions what has tentacles about it"