…that this hasn't been done already, before I keep writing.
Had this one in my head for a while, the guys with beardage may get this. Ever get that feeling when you're shaving that makes you want to keep shaving? You know, you do your neck, then you decide to get rid of the chin-strap, then hey, maybe I should get rid of the sideburns as well. And the moustache. and the goatee and OH GOD I CAN'T STOP SHAVING.