Here's my first character that I will be using in tales/ whatever bullshit the site approves.
Name: Jacob Micheal Grady
Jacob "grubbs" "that one drunk asshole" "that guy that put saliva from that one SCP in my coffee"
Jacob was found useful for his combat usefulness when he was wheeled in as a D-class, he had been left alone for five minutes in those five minutes he proceeded to steal a case of vodka from what he called "some really angry Russian fucker" along with a small stash of weapons before having a oldschool shoot out with a task force before "getting a headache" and surrendering. Where he came from exactly is unknown, but his north irish accent seems to point to…well northern Ireland, he likes to joke around but is often silenced before given the chance to say anything stupid, the only reason the foundation keeps him around is when shit does hit the fan he turns into a serious goal orientated solider.
All of this is subject to change, I just had the idea and had to share even if the older guys feed me to 682 give me a hard time for it, I want articles that are not only serious, but with a bit of comic relief now and again.