Hold on guys, I'm new to reading. I guess I'll just skip the guides, but nobody will notice.
Downvoted pointedly so that you can reread the Guide to Newbies and How To Write an SCP pages. Posting finished articles is the way to go, yeah!
I'm going to find where you live and shit in every left shoe I find in the house.
Military Consultant, SCP Wiki
Pooping in the left one is inherently funnier.
Military Consultant, SCP Wiki
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"WELL FOUNDATION. YOU MADE IT SO EASY. SO VERY VERY EASY." - dimensionpotato
I'm recommending TroyL's revision be shifted over to the -J listings, primarily for use of the phrase "Foundation dreadlords." I haven't stopped giggling since I read this.
Military Consultant, SCP Wiki
Nah. It's funny, but unless the original author's alright with it I don't really wanna support.
There was literally nothing on the page. I was blank.
Military Consultant, SCP Wiki