So, a couple idea's:
- Bag of Jelly Beans that contains every flavour, ranging from dust to Quasar.
- Jaw Breaker that actually breaks your jaw.
- Triops set that grows super mutant triops that grow larger than a standard minivan
- Bouncy Shoes with the ability to bounce a subject more than a mile into the sky.
- Crystal Growing set that grows diamons.
- Walkie Talkies that connect to an alternate dimension and a speaker that identifies as Lucifer.
- Junior Telescope that can view any celestial body it is aimed at.
- Wishy Washy Candy Treat which is a candy that destroys 100% of microscopic life and if swallowed will cleanse the human body of all microscopic life (ALL).
- Invisible Friend Maker converts any inserted toy into an Invisible Friend (the item becomes invisible and fully sapient but can only interact with the maker.
- Build a Buddy set contains 5 pieces, a torso, head, 2 arms, and 2 legs and when constructed the buddy is sapient and indestructible.
- Set of Elements, literal elements like fire, water, earth, wind, dark, and light, each represented as a coloured orb and essentially grant an Avatar like control of the specified element.
Just putting this up so I don't forget, feel free to use any of these if they tickle your ivories.