And you are that person.
Anyway, I'm Kinrou. I've lurked around this site for a long while before I got some ideas for SCPs that possibly weren't crap, at which point I made an account, applied twice and was accepted once. I've been writing for eight years and it's my true passion in life, but I can't do it full time because some things are more important than doing what you love; for this reason, I frequent many sites where people can publish their own short fiction. That said, there is nothing of further note.
No, seriously, if I talked about myself beyond that, it'd put everyone to sleep.
It's a pleasure to meet everyone!