In retrospect, I shall reiterate my greeting to alleviate the grief and frustration of so many.
Hi. My name is SLK. I write and draw and read, a lot, as in my bookcases are packed with 3000+ books and my computer with excessively more. I've run everything under the DarkMoonINC logo since I was a young lad.
I've here to serve the community, to please people, and to help where I can. I find myself no better than others, even if I show an occasional aptitude for success. To say I'm humble would be too arrogant. So I'll say I simply am. Everything I can give, I certainly will. For the betterment of mankind and for the Foundation community.
I love the community and website. I have lurked for years. But never thought I would be able to contribute. When the Breach Containment game released, I decided it was time to try and help out.
I love you all. Thanks for approving my application.
My impetuous and blundering first greeting, left in prosperity to learn from:
You may call me SLK, and I am the head of DarkMoonINC. We are happy to have been offered a contract by the Foundation. My staff and I are eager to provide our skills in: data management, documentation of current and new SCPs, and hopefully the location and acquisition of undiscovered SCPs.
I have been aware of the Foundation for a while, and we will all be very pleased to use our resources to help contain the threats around us.
So far I have been busy containing information leaks, eliminating any potential threats to the company, identifying any potential new potential employees. We are currently concentrated on information security management, but we will hopefully be able to prove skillful in other areas.
DarkMoonINC was founded to exhibit my creative talent, and I am looking very foreword to applying my writing, editing, and artistic talents towards the Foundation community. Before devoting it's full attention to the Foundation, our company was involved in producing Fiction Novels, Comic Books, Independent Movies, Video Games, Music, and other art.
You may ask me about my inevitable spiral into 'RP' talk, and you may insist that there are no other staff members in DarkMoonINC aside myself, and rumors claiming that with only one employee there is no official 'Incorporation' and would just be 'DarkMoon' except that company doesn't even exist, but I assure you - I am fully aware of the items mentioned in the above.
When you're having fun and being creative, sometimes it's too much pleasure to stop.
Thank you very much,
PS: I will take my work seriously, but I won't take myself seriously if you promise not to either.