SCP Foundation

Oh goodness. I have to admit, you're joke SCP made me laugh! Well done sir, well done indeed! X)
As for the first one. I have to admit, for all the articles of clothing on this site I've never personally seen footwear. That's points for originality right there. I'd say beef it up a little bit, but you've got yourself a solid idea right there.

1. You need to point the arrow more exactly for better effect.
2. The name in the middle detracts as it's all lowercase (for me) in the middle of UPPERCASE SCREAMING!
3. You couldn't find a shark to mount the fricken laser to?

Thanks! Was just thinking of including some chainletter-esque element in this.