Hello i am Noun_creature. Some people call me by another name but you aren't some people. You can call Noun for short, i also respond to "HEY YOU".
I have been a long time reader of SCPs and have already started writing my first, but you will probably never see that one because i keep thinking it is terrible. I have a thing about parasites, mandibles and stingers so expect them to feature in most articles i write.