I'm sure that this has been posted here before, but still.
Been posted 3 times now (at the very least) and featured in a love tale between 173 and that, I was even going to make an erotic rendition of the pairing (featuring examples of literary brilliance such as "Her rough clubbed arms roamed across the King's concrete chest, the scrapping sensation was bliss to the ageless lord" and "she held him as tenderly as her roughly hewn extremities allowed her to".)
More like kissin' cousins.
No, it's his wife. They always did say their daughter was their little angel...