I dunno, I just felt like throwing out the ideas I have right now while working on the Projector… of DOOM thing. Maybe one of them will stick and be feasible. Who knows?
- A fire extinguisher that extinguishes emotions… permanently. As it keeps firing, one by one all your emotions go away.
- A creepy doll… with a twist! The Baby Bert and Betsie series is produced by Dr. Wondertainment, and lives to defend children. Within several hours, they ATTACH themselves to a "host" child, and will defend the child from any and all things they perceive as threats. They gain powers and weaponry from various add-on items, such as the "soldier" and "knight" outfits. Of special interest is the newest released "SCP Foundation" outfit!
- The "house tree". It emits a sound at a frequency too low for humans to hear, but which reverts plant-based products to their natural state and encourages extremely rapid growth. So desks, pencils… they all become fast-growing flowers and trees.
- Joke SCP- A stealthy and speedy cannibal bearing a resemblance to a certain celebrity…