Hey, I'd like to know what you think of this as being scp-001. It's not very creepy, so it might not be right for this site, It's also uncontainable by it's nature and by definition the opposite of anomalous, but here we go.
scp-001 is an expanding bubble of space-time that contains a large amount of matter. It almost always behaves in the way dictated by a complex list of rules. Left to its own devices, it can automatically generate sapient beings out of itself.
Basically It's the universe. It's completely impossible to milk this fully while not breaking tone but it's the only thing that deserves to be 001. Is the concept do-able?