Born from a side-topic in my SCP's discussion thread. Foundation staff doesn't get out much, and when they do, they can't exactly talk about their work or even make vague hints about their work in case they're actually talking to a GOC or MC&D mole. So they probably do a lot of dating co-workers if you think about it.
"Baby, that ass is Keter, 'cause yo skirt don't contain it."
"are you on the 914 experiment log? cause you very fine."
"You know where we lose the most D-class personnel? In my pants."