Alright, as the summary says, I have a pile of assorted ideas here, and most of them are blunt, and useless, but I'm going to launch them at you at high speeds and see if any of them have the potential to stick. Literally and metaphorically, of course.
Rate their sticking potential from 1 to 5, 5 being very sticky, 1 having bounced off you like it was a tennis ball.
1. The Spoon
How do I start with this… It's a art spoon, the kind that isn't really designed to be used so much as looked at and say things like 'that's a damn fine spoon, look at that craftsmanship!' My idea was something along the lines that upon contact, subjects report a mild headache which quickly increases to a sever migraine, followed by unconsciousness, comatose state, convulsions, death, and complete breakdown of the subjects body. (It's a bit better explained, but for the sake of keeping this as spoiler free as possible, I'll leave it at that.) Good, bad?
2. The Size Machine
On this episode of hobbiests gone mad; A scale replica of The Time Machine shrinks and grows! Good, bad?
3. The Living Shadow
Just a rewrite of my original article of the same name, hopefully making it better than before. Good, bad?