I'm new here. I'm not a published author. I'm not creative, intelligent or experienced. My grammar, spelling and punctuation are atrocious. While capable of original thought, I prefer to express myself in terms of tired, recycled humor that wasn't that good the first time it was posted on a futaba-style imageboard. I haven't read any of the highest-rated SCPs, nor have I read any of the first 300, but I have this really great idea for an SCP who is kind of like a cross between Wolverine and the Batman, but with… um… eye lasers. It isn't going to be scary, but it'll be really cool, and, if it gets deleted, I'm going to be all disgruntled and whiny about it.
Let me in.
itsmeimn, etc, etc orange you glad I didn't say tangerines>oranges>raspberries again?
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Oh dear. I hope you weren't being sarcastic because that could potentially make me feel stupid.
Anyway, welcome, since Doomsniffer already said who's there.
And hey, your grammar and all that stuff seems okay.
I was being mostly facetious, as I was trying to create a terrifying image of a useless waste of human flesh who was about to dump a load of tripe writing on this essentially excellent site.
I'm ashamed to admit I blew the format of the joke.
Tangerines > oranges > raspberries.