Alright, I've finished my SCP to my level of happiness and I just want your guys' opinion on it, what you like, what you don't like and what I should change. Here you go
Your tone is WAYYYYYY off. You treat this more like an essay and less like a document. You go into much too much detail, there are errors in grammar and spelling, etc. etc. etc. I suggest you read it aloud to yourself to catch the mistakes, and also trim out a lot of the "fluff"
As for the idea, it doesn't do anything for me at all because it is a bed shaped like a person. No one in their right mind would even try to sleep on the thing in the first place because it is awkward and they would fall off. In the interview, don't bleep out bad words. That is just silly and too PG-13. The whole thing is just really hard to get through.
Sorry to say it but it is shitty. You need to do some SERIOUS reworking of it. Read a lot more articles, get the tone down, check spelling and grammar, read interviews and audio recordings, just research things more.
Call it shitty all you want. I really liked the idea but I will obviously need to do more work as you said. I'll try and make it more like a document as you said, and if it still doesn't work out, well, I'll think of a new idea.
Although, do you think it's even an "okay" level for my first SCP?